What I tell my patients when they’re being noncompliant

confessionsofanewgradnurse:

boluscoffeestat:

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“If you don’t wear your SCDs, you will get a blood clot which can move from your leg into your lung. And you will die.”
“If you don’t do your incentive spirometry, you will get pneumonia. And you will die.”
“If you don’t get out of bed, you will get a bed sore. And die.”

hahahahaaaa #guilty

mcatmemoranda:

Hypovolemic shock = not enough blood volume to maintain blood pressure
Cardiogenic shock = heart is too weak to maintain cardiac output; often occurs after a heart attack, heart can’t pump strongly enough
Obstructive shock = a blockage somewhere prevents blood from circulating
Distributive shock = blood vessels leak or dilate too much to maintain blood pressure; systemic shock, all vessels are dilated

(via nursingmemes)

mynotes4usmle:
“ANTIBIOTICS CHEAT SHEET :)
Also, REMEMBER!!!!
* Sulfonamides compete for albumin with:
• Bilirrubin: given in 2°,3°T, high risk or indirect hyperBb and kernicterus in premies
• Warfarin: increases toxicity: bleeding
* Beta-lactamase...
andkool:
“ The one directly under her is like “she made me first” ”

So I’m almost finished with my obstetrics rotation

anothernursingstudent:

and I have come to the conclusion…

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Originally posted by fruitsoftheweb

…babies are sketchy and unpredictable mother lovers.

supersexyawesomeness:
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